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National throw a shoe at your friend day!
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
National End of No Nut November, more commonly known as NENNN. It marks the end of the month where you cannot nut and you can finally ejaculate to your heart’s content.
Guy 1: It’s December 1! No Nut November has finally ended!
Guy 2: I can finally fuck my girlfriend again! Have I introduced you to her yet? Her name’s Righty. Shhhh though, I’m cheating on her with her twin sister Lefty.
Guy 1: Fuck man-
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It’s the time we’re you lay in bed all’s ya and watch Tik tok because that’s probably what you do anyway
Mum: Lacey please get up for school now
Lacey: step up brat today is December 1st and I can lay in
Mum: ok love you
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i have to put something here so december 19 is the day i die thanks for coming to my pool party:)
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National stay home day. Everyone stays home from school to confuse the administrators. When nobody shows up for school it's like a free day off for the teachers. tell everyone so no one goes to school. Act sick, break a bone, do anything to stay home.
Mom, I can't go to school I'm sick. and its December 1st
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The day the spawn of satan was born. If you were born on this day chances are? You’re crazy.
She was born in December 10.
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Is she single
No
Is she no
Is he
Yeh
Lest slap him
Slaps
Why u slap me
Cus it's the 6 December
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