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The resulting consequences of eating tacos on Taco Tuesday
Jonas declined to join his friends at Taco John's to avoid Diarrhea Wednesday since he was flying to New York that day.
When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.
I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!
the act of having crusted or hardened diarrhea on you ass
"hey john can i lick your cheesy diarrhea"
"why yes you can big daddy"
When you eat food at Dunkin Donuts and you have diarrhea after you eat the food there.
Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.
A form of Diarrhea that burns like fire, often due to excessive wiping necessitated by frequent gastrointestinal distress, spicy foods which leave behind residue on the sensitive tissue of the anus, or food processing too quickly through the digestive system and thus the stomach acid not being neutralized like it normally would and acid being present on the anus (with a severe burning sensation similar to acid reflex disease, or heartburn). Often times a combination of factors and the fact that excess human excrement and excess acid from the stomach normally found in diarrhea burn the anus area, and makes it feel as if it's being eaten away and disintegrated by acid. Also accompanied by "sharts", especially minor one's that only leak out a small amount but create the similar burning sensation.
Whatever the case, it burns like fucking hell.
I just had a really severe case of acid diarrhea... shouldn't eaten that fourth burrito...
Oh god dave, my colon and anus are burning like fire! I think I 've got a severe case of acid Diarrhea
Oh God, it feels like my colon is being disintegrated and eaten away by acid... oh God, it really is! Too much stomach acid! Agghhhh!
Diarrhea Drive-by: When you role down the window of your vehicle on the highway and let loose all of the stress and food you have taken in that day out the window.
Guy 1: Man I really gotta go!
Guy2: Just do a Diarrhea Drive-by, it helps a lot!
the best rapper ever in existance
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