accepting dildos at any location
Hey! wanna go to the mall? they're dildo friendly
The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.
Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.
When a girl is crazy for dildos
That girl has 50 dildos, she must be a dildo mongrol
1. Someone you hire to hold your used dildo.
2. Someone who has a dick that feels like a dildo and they play/hold it a lot.
1. My dildo holder that I just hired is so awesome.
2. I broke up with my bf because he's such a dildo holder.
When you finish getting fucked by a plastic dick, but you haven't cleaned out your rectum.
Guy 1: Why are there brown specs, on your plastic dildo?
Guy 2: It's a Poopy Dildo.
Guy 1: EW!
Guy 2: Shut up.
A type of dildo shaped like a pussy which is strapped on by males. Usually used in gay sex.
Tom strapped on a reverse dildo and got banged by Jim.