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Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.
It is hard to go anywhere for long periods of time because of my butthole disease.
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Jake: Emily was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease. She’ll walk around our house everyday looking for “her house” that she’s been out of for over a year
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Years of trolling down a heavily populated strip in your hometown, drinking some beers along the way, hittin' a few clubs and then realizing you're lost in your own city weekend after weekend for at leat 2 consecutive years...Shortly after, you realize that all those late night drinking and druggin' killed more than just a few brain cells...
Alicia: "Deb, I can't remember the name of that place we went to last New year's Eve...Can you?"
Debra: "Aww, hell nah. I've got major Westheimer's Disease. I can't even remember what I had for breakfast today!"
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The result or aftermath of when you have eaten too many spicy items.
I ate too many jalapenos and now I have assburners disease.
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This disease is known to spread when a human is in contact with a "Nehmy" ( A person who enjoys having sex with dogs and is a pedo). Some say that Nehmy also enjoys fiddling around with the dicks of 6 year old boys and girls. Being sick with the Nehmy Disease can cause heart attacks, gain insane amounts of weight, be gay, turn into a pedophile, and live for 500 years minimum.
I think I just caught the Nehmy Disease!" - Bart
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Diseased vagina:
A pussy (see vagina) after it has become kill. Like it has really dieded.
Can occur during coitus.
Dude, my girl's vagina got fucking whoopersmacked last night.
What, your girlfriend's vagina is dead?
Yeah, it's fucking diseased bruv.
Your grill has a diseased vagina? Wow...
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when your bro say something kinda homosexual, he has contracted the homosexual disease
"Bro that was kinda homo, I think you contracted the homosexual disease
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