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When two people go into separate bathrooms in the same house and try to win against the other in a masturbation race. The end goal is to cum before the other person without using any visual aids.
“ Hey chad! You down for some drag racing”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”
A term used in the porno industry to describe someone with a long dick that touches the floor and drags along the ground as they walk.
After the sex scene Ron Jeremy walked to the beverage stand and was dragging sausage the entire time.
When you break up with someone your living with or married to and you tell them to get their shit and get out.
I told my girlfriend to do the duffel bag drag today and not come back!
When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.
Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.
Running late. Predominantly used in East Anglia, primarily in Suffolk and Norfolk.
When a firefighter is so tired of dragging hose he has to be dragged instead, due to lack of sleep from working another 48 hour shift.
Yo dude you look like you got hose dragged after that fire. You good man?
A full bladder or having to pee badly.
“Gotta pee so bad, I’m bladder-dragging.”
“Where’s Kim?” “She’s out back bladder-dragging.”
“Bro hurry up, I’m bladder-dragging”