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Typing A Message To someone and you spell words wrong
Sam: heyu hw ar you ?
Tom: Speaking Dragon Again ?
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Sprinkling salt and pepper into a girls vagina and sniffing it up to cause yourself to sneeze onto her vagina.
Hey julia, i enjoyed testing salty dragon with you.
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One who has the ability to drag their tongue from their grundel to their genitalia in one smooth licking motion.
I thought she was a freak at first, but when I found out she was a tongue dragon I ran out of the room.
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1. Pornography showing dragons engaged in sexual acts.
2. Pornography showing people engaged in sexual acts on the back of a flying dragon.
"Dragon porn really gets me going, I like how their scales rub together!"
"Gross! I only like the other type of Dragon Porn with people!"
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Pretty much a dangerous move, as describe by others, without a caveat.
I read about the Angry Dragon in the Urban Dictionary and it sounded great, but when I jammed my cock down her throat, she bit it off, and then while I was writhing on the floor in agony, she stuck it up my ass. Then she and four of her friends beat the shit out of me. I just got out of the hospital this morning.
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a breathing dragon is when you smack a girl in the back of the head during a blowjob as you "climax"
I gave my wife a breathing dragon and now I sleep on the couch.
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Aka when a guy is getting head from a girl and right before inevitable ejaculation the guy pulls the girls head down on his beef whistle until his man shaft is penetrating near her nostrils at that point he will let flow forward his jesus juice in such a explosive manner that his man gravy will projaculate out of her nostrils resembling a dragon blowing flames out his nostrils
After an unrestrained flaming dragon i had to take svetlana to the emergency room to get her nose sewed back on.
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