eat an eggroll

when you get up on your bitch and start eating chinese food.

dayum last night I was eatin an eggroll

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Emotional eating

Emotional eating is compulsive eating of food based on a person’s feelings rather than based on physical hunger and nutritional needs. One does not have to be overweight to fall in this category.

It’s thus common that emotional eaters associate certain food with at least one type of feeling of comfort, relief, joy, pleasure, and so on. To put it another way some types of foods end up being used like a drug or alcohol.

In overcoming emotional eating there is a challenge of separating one’s emotions from food and seeing food for what it is: as a nutritional source for the body. Like any habit forming and compulsive behavior emotional eating can be overcome.

Emotional eating includes when a person is happy he/she feels a compulsion to eat; a compulsion to eat when sad; when tired; a compulsion to eat in order to feel some sense of pleasure; and so on. The obsessive urge to eat is stimulated by emotions not by physical hunger and nutritional needs.

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eating pie

the best thing u can possibly do in this world

"man that was so cool it was like eating pie "

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Eat Fuck

1) The act of randomly walking into a room with two strangers in the act of sexual intercourse and interrupting them by taking a big bite out of the vagina while the penis is inserted.
2)The simultaneous removal of the genitals between an unfortunate couple during sexual intercourse by eating.

"Eat fuck? How does that make any sense?"

"Well, it's like eating a pig in a blanket by taking a bite right down the middle."

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binge eating

a form of eating disorder that is the opposite of anorexia.
when an individual eats huge quanities of food and calories in a very short time

she really has to stop binge eating if shes ever going to lose weight

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eating the lox

v. to eat out the vagina in a pleasurable fashion (lox is a type of fish which refers to the vagina)(mostly used for jewish girls but can be used for all girls)

Yo i heard john likes eating the lox.
Yea amanda gets quite happy but that shit is nasty.

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Eat Cake

To do what you will.

That's literally all it means, in an "urban" manner. To indulge in any manner of (usually rebellious or hedonistic) activity is to 'eat cake'. Thank Marie Antoinette, or some reasonable facsimile which has been lost to history, although she meant literal cake, the phrase has gained meaning since the dipshit didn't leave a record of what she actually meant.

Let them eat cake.
You're gonna eat cake (sarc).

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