Eyes that record everything they see (and can even pick up audio), and can play back all events from the perspective of the seer exactly as they happened.
When we die, will we be able to play back our lives in every detail as if we had Zed eyes?
When you see something that causes you to to recoil and you wish to remove that sight from your eyes.
"I had to take an eye bath after seeing Steve Harvey's 300 pound bodyguard oiled up in just his undies."
http://www.mynorthwest.com/?sid=48764&nid=78
A girl who dresses completely not her age , dates people not her age , has eyebrows thicker then Kylie Jenner , with fake nails longer then my exes dick , wearing legit a tissue
tina did u see what the fuck she’s wearing
roxy ew her eyebrows thooo what a to the eye slut
Moment when you find your eyes locked onto a certain spot and cannot urge yourself to move them, for no particular reason. Usually feeling dazed once you do.
Purg, "I want to move my eyes... but I can't stop staring at this one spot"
Chow, "You've got the Trance eye"
The unfortunate cause and effect scenario that occurs to a person's eye or eye area as a result of a past deviant act of performing carnal knowledge to someone's eye socket.
George had a past sexual indiscretion with someone’s eye socket. Years later, eye karma visited George when during a rifle shoot, a shell casing tumbled perfectly and wedged between his safety glasses and his eye lid. His eye lid was seared. Poor George.
the all-seeing i
...needs u to stand under it
"we're sorry, sir, your account has insufficient balance"
"eye understand"
Rim Eye is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and inner surface of the eylids). It is most commonly caused by spending an excessive amount of time sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants, usually until an ungodly hour in the morning. See Skyrimming.
Less commonly, can be caused by the conjunctiva coming into contact with fecal matter, not necessarily whilst sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants.
"My God, Geoff, look at your eyes! You look like an albino!"
"Don't worry, it's just a spot of Rim Eye. Was up til 5 this morning crafting some fine dwarven armour. My wife is leaving me."