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1: hey man, are you going out with sally yet?
2: yeah, dude, it's facebook official now.
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This is some kid who was given or purchased a DSLR and now believes they are photographers. Like every picture they take could be in a gallery.
Emily is a Facebook Photographer
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A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".
And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
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A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.
"Hey Jared, wtf is with this dude/chicks statuses?" Jared: "Oh there a facebook loser don't worry"
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Means that nothing is for real or legitimate unless it is clearly stated on Facebook.
Rachel: So are they dating or what?
Mark: I don't know, it's not Facebook legit.
All those super-annoying requests you get from friends. Some are fun, but most are lame and time-consuming.
Various Facebook Spam: Hey friend! How'd you like to be neighbors? Come join me in Cafe World, where you can create your own cafe, hire your friends to work, craft recipes and more!
The phenomenon where a Facebook user temporarily loses control of his or her brain function as a result of (or leading to) an endless loop of reading status updates and trolling through profile pages. Often occurs as a result of procrastination or boredom.
Oh, no! What time is it? I must have been in a Facebook Coma. The last thing I remember was signing on...