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Being a person who places the interests of his friends as last priority. To lie, cheat, or act in a decietful manner towards your best friends or bros. The opposite of a true bro.
It must be fake bro February because all my friends are ditching me off.
Eugineo told everyone he was going to his grandmas birthday but really he went to the casino, what a fake bro!
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Fake Chow is when you are going to perform cunninlingus on a woman, but either a) You were never really in the mood to go down on her because she hasn't shaved for a few weeks or b) You got a whiff of her bearded clam and had already reached the point of no return and in doing so you began the Fake Chow. Using your fingers as your tongue and making lip smacking noises as if you are enjoying some of Uncle Ho's famous Kung Pao Chicken.
Went to go down on this broad I picked up from The Mirage but her snatch smelled like Bob Marley's Dreadlock's boiled in a Curry broth so in a snap decision I gave her the Fake Chow.
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Any news reported by mainstream media which is deemed unflattering, incriminating or otherwise hitting too close to home for Donald Trump and/or his cabinet of lap dog Republicans, regardless of it's actual factualness or validity.
Donald Trump refers to all of the leaks coming out regarding his ties to Putin and Russia fake news because unlike most of us, he believes that the office of the presidency gives him the power to reinvent reality.
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fill-e fay-kuh:
A term describing a sexual maneuver where the male is behind the female, as in doggy style. When he nears completion he removes his member and spits on the female's back, fooling her into believing that he blew all over her sweaty ass cheeks. When she turns around to look him in the eye, he fires off a batch of hot skeet right in her face, and voila! The Philly Fake!
I was tapping this MILF the other day and decided it would be a nice treat to introduce her to the Philly Fake.
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one who pretends to be a real thug; west new york teenagers are a great example.
someone who believes that they are extremely tough for no apparent reason, and tend to wear very unattractive sneakers.
"he's a fake thug because he needs 40 of his friends to beat up one person"
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A tone or personality that is not the real you. Used to take care of business.
I had to turn the "fake bitch" on to get a second interview.
Why do we have to put on airs with the "fake bitch" just to make people happy?
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A pretentious person whom wants to act like a vegetarian, but they love having the bratwurst in and around their mouth. They also pretend to support green movements, but secretly eat the bones of KFC from bins.
Tom Jones: M8 eating meat is bad!?!
Rick Ross: U weren't saying that last night with my creamy bratwurst in your mouth..
Tom Jones: What are you saying...
Rick Ross: that you aint thuggin' son, you a fake vegetarian.
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