fitness in a bag

a guy who is very very very increadibly fit and cool coz fit= good looking fitness= very good looking fitness in a bag= very very very good looking!!!!

"hey kurt's fit!!!"
"no he's fitness!"
"no he's fitness in a bag!!!!"

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lit fit

When someone is really mad and acting like a child.

"You're mom needs to chill with her lit fits."

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cock fit

When your cock feels just perfect while inside a nice wet pussy. It is basically the perfect fit for your specific cock, inside that specific pussy

Mitch: "I banged that girl Kim last night and she had the most perfect pussy"
Zack: "Looks like you found the perfect cock fit. Stick with it"

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The Fitted Hat

When you are engaged in sex and the man is wearing a fitted hat, he removes the hat, ejaculates in the hat, then places it on the ladies head.

I Came in Dis hat then put it on her head...Now she got "The Fitted Hat"

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fit as mince

Good looking person

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

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fatal fitness

A community and method of practicing extreme physical fitness, often of a functional variety, which has a high focus on intensity and character development. It also tailors more towards elite military groups and not wasting time with people who need a lot of coddling. Fatal Fitness, sometimes abbreviated as "FFitness" or "FF" , is often confused with crossfit, or accused of being a ripoff of same, however, FFitness's methodologies are markedly different from other functional fitness methods. (See also Death Certificate)

I did the Fatal Fitness DC today, and holy shit was it a ball-smoker!

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fitness bunny

When a girl joins a fitness center only to do cardio workout

Man 1: Damn bro why do girls even join a gym if all they are doing is cardio?
Man 2: Yeah it's weird, you can call them fitness bunnys!

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