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A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySane" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.
What did you do in the weekend mate?
Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me
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Nerds worst enemy mostly beacause it is a very high contact sport and they are afraid to get hurt.
Also the greatest sport in the world.
American Football
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Casuals are people who copy 80's Football hooligans.They are Generly Sad low lifes who spend there benefits on expensive clothes.They are Basically Chavs But Wont admit it.The real football holigans died out in the early 2000's .Nowadays its teenagers who join 'youth Crews' who watch films such as greenstreet and they think there big.
Dezza:Or chris i got my new stone island jacket from my benefits.
Chris:esay ur looking smart Dazza!
Dezza:u comin to ur meet
Chris:yeah 40v40 (more like 4v4)
Dezza:yeh mate im a prpa football casual im tidy
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Form of football. Very exciting with diehard fans and intence rivalries, But all in all, inferior to the NFL. Because for one: NFL players are improved college players, college players are college players. And #2: only about 30 teams in College Football are Decent, while the other 80 are crap.
Anyway, it's still a very good league to watch
Go Trojans! College Football Champions 2003 and 2004!
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Pathetic, in each and every known way. Seriously. Each and every one of them. God they suck.
(football player) "TA FOOTBALL, YEAAAAA!!!!!"
(me) "You suck, dumbass."
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to have a degree in football you will also need a degree in acting/drama.......take portugeuse goalie ricardo.....ever seen him play you'll understand what i meen
bob had a football degree, hes good at drama and can kick a ball
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An individual who makes it very well known he supports a football club after they achieve a certain feat or achievement. A Football Hipster will post heavily on social mediums to reinforce that they've been long term fans.
Borussia Dortmund were dark horse's in last years Champions League and when they reached the finals many Football hipsters jumped on there band wagon.
Dave: Did you see the Champions League last night? Dortmund did well to get that far.
Bill: Ive supported Dortmund my whole life, I believed in them all the way.
Dave: Shut the fuck up. Football Hipster.
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