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A cult 'church' that believes anyone who does not believe exactly as they do will rot in hell. They are most known for picketing by military funerals saying God is punishing America because the US is a 'f*g-loving country'. Not as well known is the fact they will picket high schools performing 'f*g-loving plays' and are planning to protest against the Super Bowl XLV because not everyone who attends these games is a member of their church. They will even be protesting against the Grammy's just because there are a lot of gay people and people who do not agree with them.
The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?
Westboro Baptist Church: Wanna learn how to be a hateful hypocrite? Go to godhatesfags.com. And yes, this is our real website. Look it up.
People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!
Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!
People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!
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It is an ancient term described by the few surviors of an eastern culture based on the sole purpose of sudo science in the early days before Christ. It means that if you are ever in a heated debate and things may get a physical, instead of fighting because you are to afraid of confrontation then you simply say "go to church."
Herbert and George of Guatalope were walking down the street exchanging ip address, they were getting in a debate on whose where older and more supeior. Instead of fighting or "getting there sexy on" they were both scared of eachother and didnt want to admit it, so they turned to eachother and said "GO TO CHURCH." And so they were in a state of jinx and both owed eachother a pop adn learned never to fight because now they were in debt to eachother.
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A shithole where If you think someone hates you they definitely do filled with girls who think they are better then everyone because they've had 13 boyfriends in one week beware of the bathrooms. Trust no one here.
"I hate my school."
"You must go to church hill middle."
Church High Five means the same as a regular high five, i.e. respect, pride, congratulations, etc., however the Church High Five is much more subtle. Also Church Hi Five.
Riley did such an awesome job reading at today's mass, when she got back to her seat, I gave her a Church High Five.
The church parking lot is the place where you can hang out with someone until 10:00 pm. Everyone looks at you and thinks you are sketchy but lets be honest, we are in a church parking lot.
Dude: Hey, lets hang out in the church parking lot after a church event and look sketchy.
Dudette: Let's do it! But i have to leave at 10:00pm
Andrew: You two are so sketchy.
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The seperation of church and state is implied in the 1st amendment with "Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise therof." This means that the state cannot force children to go to a public school or have a state based church. This is to protect everyone's religious views to the extent it does not harm another.
Buses can take kids to parochial and public schools becuase it is in the best interest of the children to have that transportation, but it cannot require a reciting of a prayer.
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A crazy bunch of people based out of Topeka Kansas who believe that God hates America because of tolerance of homosexuality. They protest at events such as military funerals, and were going to picket the funeral of the little girl killed at the Tuscon shooting (where Gabby Giffords was shot) and that the Amish girls killed in the shooting in Pennsylvania deserved to die. They picket anywhere they can and drag their kids into a life of hatred, holding signs such as 'Thank God for 9/11' and believe anyone outside their church tolerates homosexuality and is just plain going to hell.
"You've raised your fat brat to hate the Lord and you tolerate fags, so you and your brat are going to hell"-actually said by Shirley Phelps, daughter of the preacher at Westboro Baptist Church
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