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worst pain ever

Trigeminal Neuralgia, a condition in which it feels very much as though one's face is simultaneous being jabbed with many needles and being crushed to a pulp while being ripped off along one (or if one's exceedingly unfortunate, both) sides while one's eyeballs are being pumped to the point of searing, throbbing explosion from behind and one's teeth on that side all seem to have advanced to a state of crumbly, black pulp-mangling decay.

Joanne (curled up in a fetal ball and clutching the right side of her face with twitching fingers): I can't stand it... it's the worst pain ever!

Ben: Worse than your last little girl?

Joanne: ... that pain didn't even register, compared to this.

by Haystack June 25, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


pain 'n pleasure

1. A mix of pain and pleasure or one that accociates pain as a form of pleasure whether for arrousal or comfort.
1. one the mixes pain and pleasure in their business.

a couple who get off spanking each other during sex.
a man who gets off by shoving an egg up his asshole (I have heard of a case where this actually happened; long story short he tried to fish it out w/ a coat hanger and you can guess what happens next)

by MK March 21, 2005

46๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


bme pain olympics

The most disturbing video you will ever see... Ever.
The video takes place during the final round and features one or more males divulging in the act of self castration.

So did you watch the BME Pain Olympics?
"yeah, I threw up too"

by o ReV October 16, 2007

2437๐Ÿ‘ 896๐Ÿ‘Ž


worst pain ever

This sensation is best experienced by using the following method:

For males:
1: Take one long, glass, drink-stirring rod
2: Insert drink-stirring rod into urethra
3: Smash penis repeatedly with mallet, book, fist or other hard object; causing the glass rod to shatter and impale your penis from the inside out.

For females:
1: Take one incandescent lightbulb
2: Insert bulb into vagina, anus, or both
3: Jump off small ledge in such a way that you land straddling a hard wooden structure, causing the lightbulb(s) to shatter inside of your vagina and/or anus.

Dave: "Ready Tom?"
Tom: "I really don't know about this...are you sure it'll make me cum harder than ever?"
Dave: "Yeah, something like that..." (Hits Tom's penis repeatedly with a box of ice cream sandwhiches).
Tom: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"

Shelly: "Dave, are you sure this will make me cum for a solid 5 minutes?"
Dave: Yeah, something like that..." (Pushes Shelly off small ledge onto wooden A-frame).
Shelly: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"
Dave: "I'm a douchebag...I need a new hobby".

by Babies September 13, 2006

72๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


worst pain ever

Men: Being kicked in the balls!
Woman: Giving birth!
Some men: Knowing its your baby!

Lucy kicked Frank'o in the balls while giving birth to frank'os son!

That's the worst pain ever!

by shaun gardner October 4, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Random Anus Pain

An unbelievably sharp/stabbing/debilitating pain in the District of Brown that normally lasts for up to 5 entire seconds and then completely disappears with no other side effects or manifestations.

A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.

Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always. There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to immediately call someone and tell them about it.

It is thought that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep. Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.

You think childbirth was sore? You've obviously never had Random Anus Pain...

by Rydo January 24, 2011

38๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fiery Fist of Pain

When you spray your hand with AXE body spray and light it on fire, then you shove your hand up somebodies ass.

Randy is so sweet last night he gave me a fiery fist of pain!
Awwww thats so cute!

by Ugly mook May 12, 2016

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