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"Hey Lou, I just saw the french army!"
"The what?"
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When a chick shoves her finger up a guys ass and massages the prostate while he is cummin during a blowjob.
-Dude how was that chick last night?
-I dont wanna talk about it.
-Why man?
-She gave me a french release....
-OH SHIT MAN that sucks!!!
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French spoken by the Quebecois. Regular French by all means except the pronunciation and some jargons, which makes the "regular" Frenchman feel lost in translation, Bill Murray style.
In fact so lost that movies starring Quebecois French speakers have subtitles for other French speakers in case they don't understand.
Quebecois French: Bonjour monsieur, comment allez-vous?
Other French speaker: Excusez-moi, je n'ai pas compris. Pouvez-vous repetez s'il vous plaît?
Quebcois French: *grumble*
Other French Speaker: *strokes beard while looking confused*
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"I'm a safe girl", she murmured, "as she slipped a condom on me." It was translated french-but great!
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Traditionally a "French Twist" is a hairstyle in which the hair is tucked into a vertical roll on the back of the head. However, "French Twist" can also be applied to the act of having sex because the penis is tucked into the vagina in the same sense.
*is best used to discribe this act with a chick who has a fat vagina.
"yeah- that bitch had me in a french twist all night long!"
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n. 1.)A shitty actor/comedian who gets casted for lead roles of straight to video movies, mainly because the original actors didn't sign a contract for any sequels.
2.)A B-actor in general.
There are no charges that exist to punish French Stewart for the crimes which he has committed against film.
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One of the two options one can take when making decisions, the other being pizza. Usually the right decision. Sometimes refers to the X and Triangle buttons on Sony PlayStation controllers.
"If you pizza when you're supposed to french fry, you're gonna have a bad time!"
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