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Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 6, 2023


mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong

"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany

by life form from planet zeron January 2, 2009


chung fu-ist

someone who thinks he can fight,or who is obsessed with kung-fu movies,moves,practicians.He likes to show off his moves or talk about fighting.

woow,your moves are pathetic,you are definetly a chung fu-ist!
We went to his house and he was having a full collection of ninja movies.You think he is a chung fu-ist?

by illegal_hustler October 17, 2010


Tung-Fu Master

When he goes sweet and low and beats that pussy up!!!!!

"Walter Denham" is the Tung-Fu Master because he master Barbara's pussy last night!!!!

by BkWd2022 July 3, 2022


Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.

Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!

by Jlewd August 28, 2019


Fu-Ka

Derived from fuckBig and South African Slang kak. Together, these two words give birth to the exceptionally incredible word Fu-Ka. Pronounced Fah-Kah. Meaning something that is unpleasant/ garbage/total trash or Fu-Ka

Don’t buy those hotdogs Man, they’re Fu-Ka, worst ones I have ever tasted.

by Shwiftymofo April 19, 2020


Fu Jiang Xuai

An ancient method of energy control practiced by selected members of the Chinese population, said to allow the user to gain full mastery of his inner chi. Advanced practioners are said to be able to exert control on nearby individuals. Historically Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners played an instrumental role in assisting in China’s population boom, through their ability to channel Chi to the users’ sexual reproductive organs. They are a highly clandestine group and their presence was only recently known through the discovery of Fu Jiang Xuai scrolls in abandoned meeting grounds.

Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners undergo stringent testing and examination before they are able to fully master its techniques. Based on ancient scrolls, Fu Jiang Xuai extends to 3 levels, with level 3 being granted to only experienced users able to exert full control to other individuals. These tests have been known to be extremely rigorous, with inexperienced members being unable to walk properly for months (or in some cases, years).

Damn, he's a monster in Bed, he must have practiced Fu Jiang Xuai

by FuJiangXuai August 28, 2023