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What a twitch streamer says when a little kid insults him for murdering him.
kid: ur garbage kid
Streamer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL
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When you only have 50p to pay for something.
Person: "How much is this?"
Person 2: "That's 2£ sir"
Person: "i've got 50p, fuck you" *leaves store with product*
Person 2: "that's not good my brudda!"
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Play on of LL Cool J's famous hit "Momma said knock you out". Derived by a boy and his father in Rochester NY, who saw and angry black man walking with a bag. Can be used as a catchphrase before fucking someone up.
Person 1: What you gonna do?
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit
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a term used when pissed at a boss or an authority figure when they feel they are better than you
when alice was fired she told the boss " fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!!"
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Black for "mind your own business", "leave me alone", "buzz off", etc.
To a bill collector: "Fuck you up yo ass, BITCH!"
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Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults
Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?
-Gordon Ramsay
From one of the first popular jokes using profanity:
Old West Bar, men playing poker. Lone Ranger comes in. "You're all under arrest for gambling!"
The poker players say, "Fuck you!"
"But I'm the Lone Ranger. These are my silver bullets, and that's my horse Silver!"
"Well then fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
If you think I'm putting out my cigarette in my kitchen then fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
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