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To get a vasectomy.
From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"
My wife just popped out number 2 and is nagging me about getting tutored.
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In all you do, be the best, go the hardest, and get done whatever you set your mind too!
If your cooking.. Get it going, make the best of the best
If you are drinking.. Have the best memorable time
If you are singing.. Be the best you can be
If you are hanging with friends.. Make it the best time
Basically "get it going" "getting it going" means there is no room for negative, judge mental situations. Just do you and do it the best you can! Have FUN in ALL you Do!
Let's get it going Y'all! Gettin it goin!
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When you have FIOS and order the entire movie package but somehow you seem to always want to watch the movie on the single movie channel "EPIX" that you somehow don't have and need to pay $9.99 a month more to have it.
Hey look, The Indiana Jones they never play on TV is on! Fuck my tits, it's the only channel I don't have! I'm fucking tired of getting EPIXed!
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Dating back to the late 1700s was a family who were often found in groups preying on other people of inferior intelligence. Often mocking and having fun at the other people's expense. Correcting them when they were frequently wrong.
It is said that when found alone or very small groups they could appear to be sympathetic to others ill informed ideas or thoughts. But quickly gather almost out of thin air to harass and berate people of lesser intelligence. Tolerable in small groups but ruthless in large numbers much like a wolf pack.
I posted a false claim on social media and was quickly getting dickersoned
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The ability to read people's mind and express a common idea on a person, issue or idea through inclusive language.
"We get it you are the best" yells Simon, as he analyses the crowd's minds and deduces that everyone believes that the one person referred to is universally unsupassable in a particular field.
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When a boy flirts with a girl, but the girl pretends to be uninterested in the boy to make the boy try harder to get the girl to like him. In most cases, it doesn't work and the boy gives up and tries to find someone less conceited and arrogant than the girl.
Sarah: Mike was like totally flirting with me last night and he's like so cute but I played hard to get and like pretended that I totally didn't care because he has to work for it you know?
Mike: So I tried letting Sarah know that I was interested in her, but she didn't seem to care so I gave up and hooked up with Jessica instead.
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