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who gives a shit

brisa gives a shit

brisa : who gives a shit , i don’t

me : think again

by you’re a bitch πŸ‰ May 16, 2020

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Give me a sniff

To get access to or obtain the privelage of having relations with a beautiful woman. To ask for approval or acceptance from a friend or colleague when obtaining something of personal value or worth.

While sitting at the bar two attractive women approached my friends and I. As they approached, Tyrone asked the tall lady with the apple bottom, "What does it take for a playa like me to get a sniff?"

A business deal is underway and a personal friend of one of the men in the deal enters the room. After hearing what is being discussed, he asks, "give me a sniff" with some of that action.

by JQB Deezy October 17, 2009

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Giving birth-day

When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.

Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.
Happy Giving Birth-day.

by Mummybee February 14, 2010

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


give em' top

another phrase used for giving a guy head but you are only sucking the tip not the whole schlong

Rachel: "Hey I saw this guy and I really like him. What should I do?"
Ashley: "Just give em' top."

by dirtyroyflirty March 5, 2015

33πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Give me the rock

A hand gesture, involving the act of two people each making a fist with one hand, extending their arms, and pressing them together, knuckle to knuckle, in a gesture of fraternity and brotherhood.

Afterwards, it may or may not be "blown up" by immediately withdrawing each fist and extending the fingers fully, as if the rock has just exploded. Talented individuals may even attach sound effects to this act of blowing up.

After my cross examination, I returned to my seat and my classmate said "Give me the rock." Doing his due dilligence, he didn't forget to blow it up, and said "Way to go, Perry Mason"

by Brian Spencer January 25, 2007

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


give a dog a bone

to shag a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog.

bloke1: I'm so pissed right now, i'd give that dog a bone.
bloke2: That's your mum for fucks sake you sick bastard!

by iguanapunk May 31, 2004

86πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


give him one

to have sex with
lusting after a gorgeous man

'i'd love to give him one'
'i gave him one last night'

by lalalaland January 20, 2008

27πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž