CERN Goggles

See CERN Syndrome.

A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.

Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.

Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN goggles, get him out of here"

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crush goggles

a state of being where a person has exponentially increased in attrativeness due to the fact that u have a crush on them.

Joe:Bruh, why do Avi like that chick? She so ug!
Alex: Yeah, he got a case of crush goggles.
Avi:What did i do in this life to deserve a girl as beautiful as u?
(Joe, Alex): what a fag

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ear goggling

When someone perceives music as sounding better than it actually does because of copious amounts of drug use, especially ecstasy.

I must've been ear goggling last night because I listened to the recording of the set and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being.

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Clear goggles

The phenomenon of utter awareness of one's own and others' actions, that one experiences when abstaining from drinking on a night out.

"I'm wearing my clear goggles tonight. I'm going to punch Dave in the face and then blame it on alcohol. God, I hate Dave."

"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"

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chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

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swiss goggles

A sexual activity whereas the Male is having some form of intercourse with a partner(mainly in oral sex)and the male takes his testicles a.k.a balls and lays them on the eyes of his partner: a really shitty local band with 4 stupid assholes.

holy shit , she likes the balls on her eyes

you guys suck

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bukkake goggles

goggles used to hold bukkake for an extended period of time.

yo that bitch in has some big ass bukkake goggles.

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