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Dooberman Goggles

Dooberman goggles is where you place your nutsack on someones eyes usually one nut per eye.

Aw man last night my friend fell asleep and we put some dooberman goggles on him but he woke up and cut them off.

by Payy_tawn May 13, 2010

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crush goggles

a state of being where a person has exponentially increased in attrativeness due to the fact that u have a crush on them.

Joe:Bruh, why do Avi like that chick? She so ug!
Alex: Yeah, he got a case of crush goggles.
Avi:What did i do in this life to deserve a girl as beautiful as u?
(Joe, Alex): what a fag

by nicoleamy April 29, 2014

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ear goggling

When someone perceives music as sounding better than it actually does because of copious amounts of drug use, especially ecstasy.

I must've been ear goggling last night because I listened to the recording of the set and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being.

by Deliriums February 7, 2010

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Clear goggles

The phenomenon of utter awareness of one's own and others' actions, that one experiences when abstaining from drinking on a night out.

"I'm wearing my clear goggles tonight. I'm going to punch Dave in the face and then blame it on alcohol. God, I hate Dave."

"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"

by Jungle Panda November 21, 2009

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chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

by Monmouth February 20, 2008

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swiss goggles

A sexual activity whereas the Male is having some form of intercourse with a partner(mainly in oral sex)and the male takes his testicles a.k.a balls and lays them on the eyes of his partner: a really shitty local band with 4 stupid assholes.

holy shit , she likes the balls on her eyes

you guys suck

by Saunders January 1, 2004

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bukkake goggles

goggles used to hold bukkake for an extended period of time.

yo that bitch in has some big ass bukkake goggles.

by Andrew Stump August 30, 2005

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