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1) The phrase used to express injury in general
2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry
3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole
4) An alternate term for fucking
1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?
Noah: I split my gooch man!
2) "That really splits my gooch!"
3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."
4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.
Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?
Gorilla grip gooch( GGG): meaning that gooch that holds on and stays there.
Person 1: Yo have you seen Fahra’s Gorilla Grip Gooch?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s crazy.
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A derivative word for female bastard, child who is a girl and is born when the mom was not in a relationship and therefore has no dad.
Cindy's mom was never married, she was born a gooch monster.
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The act of performing anal sex followed by a swift punch to the gooch, causing the partner to shit hot fecal matter, proceeded by the one whos hittin dat ass cumming into the pile of fecal matter. Afterwards the fecal matter and cum combo is force fed to the partner for "dessert".
JIM: What the fuck Jarred, you should have asked before giving me a Hot Gooch Sundae.
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this is the part of skin between the female boongs cunt hole and anus. It is refered to as being smelly because of the lifetime build up of cottage cheese vaginal secretion and smelly shit.This is due to them not affording showers and spending their money on emu export and paint instead of water bills. Other secretion build up can be due to emu bitter, metho, paint and sometimes....stolen cars.
Damn the gin stinks...she must have a smelly boong gooch!
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Adjust your fingers into the classic Vulcan configuration, with the pinky and ring finger all the way to the left and the middle and index finger all the way to the right. Approach your woman and insert two in the pink, two in the stink. Next, tighten the grip by clamping your fingers toward each other. This should completely decimate her gooch if performed with any sort of competence.
The vulcan gooch grip is the fastest way to have that cloaca that you always wanted.
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The act of duct taping your dogs shock collar to the region between your balls and your rectum, commonly known as the gooch, then walking across the electric fence. This is done in order to become sexually aroused.
Dumbass 1: So how was your date last night?
Daniel Tosh: I couldnt get hard so I tried electro-gooch blasting.
Dumbass 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Daniel Tosh: Titties!
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