Google Plus

A failed Facebook/Twitter knock off created by Google but now it's really popular because it was forced into YouTube and everyone hates it

Google president: Hmmm our social media site is not doing to good
Google employee: I got it let's take Google Plus and force it into YouTube
All YouTube users: NO TAKE THIS FAIL OF A SOCIAL MEDIA SITE OFF YOUTUBE

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Google Chrome

Way better than sex.

OH YES GOOGLE CHROME!!!! FASTER,FASTER!! HARDER,HARDER! Oooh, ahh, yes, yes! YES! Faster baby, FASTERRR!!! OOH, AHH!!

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Google proved

When your trying to prove someone wrong and immediately refer to Google to debunk there theory

I lived in Hawaii for years and I love to eat poke

actually its pronounced po -kay
*confirms with Google * I google proved you wrong #sorrynotsorry

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google wacking

to try and search in google and get 1 result

If u type in somethin and one one thing comes up then u google whacked.

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Google Hammer

A web page that is actually 2 guys f***ing each other up the ass and counting how many times the guy's dick spins. FOR QUEERS ONLY

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"
"Yeah, Sure man"
looks up Google Hammer
"Eww man that's disgusting!"
"Lol"

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google graft

The shabby inclusion of celebrity names and their work titles by journalists in an attempt to game the Internet search engine and drive up readership. Luring unsuspecting readers into a click-bait trap or some other ad-infested part of the web. A sub-variety of fake news that proliferated in the two-thousand-teens

Did you see that Jim Carey hatchet job in the Guardian? It was Google grafted with Batman, Easy Rider, Val Kilmer, and that Franco kid, I'm sure you did. Journalism's esteem has sure faded since the Ed Murrow days.

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google duel

When two people are arguing about a person/place/thing, and both parties involved believe that he/she is right and the other is wrong, then a google duel is about to ensue.

A google duel involves the use of the google search engine in order to resolve the conflict in question, and it usually ends with the loser being owned and/or tea bagged.

Guy #1: Nuh, ugh, the capital of California is Los Angeles
Guy #2: No, it's not; it's Sacramento
Guy #1: Fine, I challenge you to a google duel (looks it up via google)
Guy #2: ...See, told you so. Dude, I just owned your ass!
Guy #1: ... shit.

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