Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
In 2050 when all the transgenders from 2023 become Grandparents.
Hey look over there at Derek’s mom, Bill holding Dereks newborn! Is Bill a Granny Now? Yes Bill is actually a Tranny that is a Granny, therefore a Granny Tranny!
Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.
Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.
When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers
I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.
Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.
The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.
One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.
Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.
A placeholder phrase that can mean anything *PORN AFFILIATED*
OTG for short.
Oh gosh you are so On That Granny. USB OTG.