have a grape!!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.

originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."

you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

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Hot Grapes

Slang for testicles.

"some grapes?"
"ya u kno how i love hot grapes"

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Grape Drank Milk

A product of the Richardsons Farms

"Mannn I want some GDM!"
"K, ill go grab it from ma fridge!"

"Wanna grab me some grape drank milk?"

seedless grape gang

men who have had a vasectomy, and are now "shooting blanks"... "no baby batter"

"no worries honey, you won't get pregnant... im a member of the seedless grape gang"

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Grape Ice cream

Grape icecream refers to anything like awesome, like a girl whos hot- the berrics

Yo whaddup grape ice cream?

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very old grapes

Just some old grapes

1 Hey Steve those are very old grapes you have.

2 I know I'm getting rid of them.

Biggest grape in the vineyard

The biggest grape in the vineyard is a person who hears and knows of all gossip going around him/her. He/she knows everything before everyone else does.

Eric , how did you hear that Julie was pregnant? You must be the biggest grape in the vineyard! No one has heard that yet!