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The Yoshi Hand Can be used to Describe any Horrible Poker Hand That is Commonly played By *Yoshi But is Primarily Named For any Hand consisting of 3,5 suited
*Yoshi is a Rising online poker pro
Hole Cards Dealt to Yoshi
(3s,5s)* Ribbet Ribbet the Illusive Yoshi Hand
Hole Cards Dealt to Villain
(Ah,Ac)
Flop Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)
Turn Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)
River Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)(Qh)
Villain Has Just Been Yoshi'ed
Yoshi's Reply: Fuk Yo Couch
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Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).
..Tiger hand claws paper, I win.
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The act of rubbing your own hand around your sweaty ball-sack, then shaking someone else's hand with the aforementioned hand smothered in bollock sweat.
Tom: Hey, how was talking to Harry?
Dick: OK, I gave him the old Sack Hand'.
Tom: Hahaha.
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The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.
Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.
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The way in which gay men move their hands to point out something, or just to simpley provide emphasis for whatever the happen to be talking about. A flashy and girly way the hands of a gay male move whenever they are talking.
Tom: I think Rob's gay. When he was picking out movies at the video store, he was using his gay hands. That's a sure sign!
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Transitive verb, alternative spelling (inf.): "hoover hand"
When a hand, instead of resting on individuals side, upper arm or shoulder, magically hovers above said persons limb or other part of body when performing an embracing manner or gesture, signalling insecurity in the person doing the hand hover.
The infamous hover hand is, when seen, often put in practice by humans of the male gender with unfavourable appearances and lack of confidence, while posing for a photograph with female or females with favourable to very favourable appearance characteristics, in particular around the models on fairs and expos utilized to market a product or phenomena.
"Jim was insecure around women, a wuss, often seen hover handing in photographs."
"Dude, let's go to comicon and see the unlaid nerds perform the hover hand on hotties dressed up as Nintendo-characters and other made up human and anthropomorphic depictions!"
"To hover or to hoover, that is not the appropriate question" - Sheikh Abdhull IV
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A person with massive hands that are best suited for squeezing or destroying things
"Hey Ham Hands, come squeeze the shit out of these limes for me."
"Dude, those ham hands were made for destruction. You should have been a Viking or something like that."
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