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Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
He is a kunyang. Pretty shit at everything. Short
Hey you see that guy there that’s HUI Han
A guy who loves soda and listens to Mac de Marco. Typical lives nearby a Train station
So what are you doing today?; Im just relaxing at home... Ah so Hans Emil - see you tomorrow
The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.
John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.
The greatest girl to ever do it. Always out of your orbit. Someone you aspire to be and are honored to have know. Life without her agonizes the soul.
Thank you Han Nguyen, for being the best girlfriend.
Funny and good looking person who's very good at cooking
I want a bf who is like Bekir-Han
if you ever get to meet a Karl Hans, make sure you look under his bed. Beside his secrets, you may find multiple socks.
Karl Hans is in love with his own socks.