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WHEN UR FRIEND SAYS HES GETTING ON BUT DOESN'T
FRIEND: ILL BE ON AROUND 8PM. PROCEEDS TO NEVER GET ON THEN TO TEXT HE'D BE ON HE SAID TO THE GROUP CHAT.
It is what Lil Nas X commented under Tony Hawk’s post of him painting his skateboard with his own blood.
He said that he was going to pour the milk in the bow before the cereal
Nah he’s tweakin. Everyone knows that cereal comes before the milk.
a very dumb Asian kids, terrible at Spanish and Math. Could easily be dumber than a kid named ryder. His GPA is -3.45
"He got a negative 4 on his SAT", "Damn, he must be a ming he yang"
When a sweat on rocket league scores a goal er sum
Gamer 1: yo he just scored OMG!!!
Gamer 2: yahooooo he on rotisserie
When someone says “Nah he tweaking” he’s basically saying he’s gay just like lil nas x
I said nah he tweaking cuz im gay like my father. And I wish to eat lil nas x ass and drown myself in semen while getting my ass obliterated by 13 inch cock
Selena Gomez: Where is Daddy Kevin? I miss him.
Oprah Winfrey: He’s in his bag