Hello? Hi.

This is a phrase used right after saying something stupid. For example, you say something stupid or retarded and then you delete it right as it sends sends and you say "hello? hi." If the person is too slow to read it they will probably ask what you said and you should probably keep saying "hello? hi" until they get annoyed and beat you up or some shit like that.

A-"How are you doing?"
B-"Fucking brilliant, *deletes message*, hello? hi."
A-"What did you say?"
B-"Hello? Hi."
A->:(

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hello stick

Your cell phone.

"Why don't you answer your hello stick!"

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hello kitty

jazmin bean's best friend lmao

jazmin bean: hail hello kitty, she's so adored (it's actually hail kitty but anyways)

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Chattanooga Hello

Shoving a finger up each other’s ass while blowing whistles

John and Todd gave each other a nice Chattanooga Hello after not seeing each other for years.

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Hi there hello

What the youtube comedy sketch creator “Ryan George” says at the start of every conversation.

“Hi there hello how are you today?”
“Hi there hello.”

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Alo-Hello!

The name of an Japanese military operation with the sole purpose of subjugating Hawaii under Japanese imperial rule. The operation started in 2003 when Tsunku was ordered by the emperor to send his special operations unit masquerading as a jpop group called Morning Musume to spy on the U.S. Pacific Fleet and military bases and to discover the weaknesses of the average American between singing subliminal Japanese imperialistic messages and signing propaganda posters at concert performances for the first phase of the operation. The second phase took place 4 years later in 2007 which involved the Japanese armed invasion of Hawaii, which included singing horrible j-pop at concerts as a mass psychological weapon. However, operation was deemed a total failure when the Japanese suffered massive casualties, and the surviving forces where driven back into the Pacific Ocean.

Alo-Hello! is just another example of the continuing Japanization of America.

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hello shitty

it is anothere name for the japanese character hello kitty

have u ever heard of that gay japanese cat hello shitty!!!!!!!!!!!

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