hold your lobsters

another version of 'hold your horses'.

"come on"
"hold your lobsters!"

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hold my belt

congradulations your my bitch

David Rorer

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2408 Hold Out

When sharing living quarters, all roommates refuse to take out the trash in hopes someone else will do it first.

Roommate 1: It smells reallly bad in here.

Roommate 2: Yeah because we're in a 2408 Hold Out bro.

Roommate 3: Screw you guys, I'm not taking it out.

Roommate 4: Yeah, wanna play some bops?

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hold your horses

Well you should. If you don't hold onto your horse while riding it, you'll fall off and end up like Christopher Reeves.

Long story short, hold your horses or else you'll end up like Christopher Reeves

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let me hold that

to steal something from a person. money,car,watch,airplane,old lady's walker,icecream truck,identity,the wheel,dignety,andre's pants,ect...

dude walks into a store pumps his shotgun and points it at the manager"let me hold that cash register.

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hold me down

Verb -- a term used to surreptitiously convey over a recorded phone line the need to have someone add funds to a prisoner's commissary account

"Yo, tell my moms she needs to hold me down so I can buy some Kools"

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hold some change

A statement that a broke or cheap person uses when he or she needs a loan

Yo, bro i just lost a bet. Can I hold some change?

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