doing calculus homework

A clean way of saying "masturbating". Normally people will leave the invoker alone, because calculus demands concentration, creating the ultimate situation of aloneness.

Dude, go the hell away, I'm doing calculus homework.

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Homework before Bros

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, to state "Homework before Bros" means that one has to do work instead of chilling with his bros. This may leave the bros wanting, but it is understandable.

"Sorry Chad, I can't play grabass today. I've got an essay to write. Homework before bros, man."

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Art Homework

An excused used to say your going to go masturbate.

John: Hey Marcus you wanna go to the movies??
Marcus: Nah man I have to go do my art homework ;)

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National No homework day

A day where no one, teachers or parents are allowed to give you any time of homework unless you want it

“HEY JORDAN DID YOU DO YOUR MATH HOMEWORK?” “Mom, remember it’s national no homework day?”

i like homework

Why do you like homework just why

I like homework
Honey you do not like homework/j

You forgot the homework

What you say when you wanna annoy everyone. Consequences include: No more friends, no more respect, getting jumped, getting murdered, getting bullied and more...

Tyler: Hey, Mrs Brown, you forgot the homework!
Every student: Kys

summer English homework

The epitome of uselessness in which English teachers are pressured by their social studies, science or math counterparts to hand out some form of quantified work over the summer, usually in the form of drawing, or as they put it, "visual response." It typically does not require reading the actual book but spending a few minutes glancing over Sparknotes or Shmoop may turn out to work to the student's benefit. Despite the uselessness and the lack of effort that it requires (or generates from students, for that matter), English teachers tend to grade rather harshly and criticize a student's artistic capabilities to send the message to future students that summer English homework should emulate the quality of works by Monet, Gogh, or da Vinci.

I usually put off my summer English homework to the last day because it takes less than an hour to finish it.

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