tow hook

When your man sticks his finger in your ass and drags you around the bed with it.

Man, she kept squirming so I had to tow hook her back to me!

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

Hooked up

Vaguely used term to desricbe sexual contact between two or more people. Maybe we had sex. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck your self.

"I 'hooked up' with your sister"

Meat-hook

A male penis that is curved and large in size.

Meat-hook, one who possesses a large penis. She's excited about receiving, the meat-hook

Beer Hook

In Music , describing the type of chorus you need in a song composition. Referring to 70-80's beer commercial jingles. Example: Budweiser's King of the beers jingle, "When you say Bud , you got it all! When you say Bud you got it all."

I think this songs great but, it really needs a "beer hook" .

hook strip

A stripper that will sleep with you for an added fee... Basically a stipper/hooker

That girl on stage is hook strip

check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks