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To get explosive diarrhea.
I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.
when you grapple on to your friends ass
I just grappling hooked Danny and he was so chubbing
When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.
"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"
When your man sticks his finger in your ass and drags you around the bed with it.
Man, she kept squirming so I had to tow hook her back to me!
The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.
She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.
To shag a prostitute over the age of 50
Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!
When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"
Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
booty anal sex pirate