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a bunch of druggies who know every word to hamilton and be more chill
at state in 2019 a group of florida state thespians overdosed in the bathroom at the dance and everyone had to evacuate.
Considered to be the second largest commuter school in Florida, next to Disney World, UCF provides students of all ages (Especially those aged 40+ who never got the chance to go to college) an opportunity to attend and print out a copy of a Bachelor's Degree from their library.
UCF is a model school when it comes to a lack of school spirit. When asked, 50% claimed their mascot to be Mickey Mouse, 40% said it was a horse, and 10% said they didn't know what a mascot was.
Understanding that many of their students commute from either Disney World or their parent's house, UCF has made great strides in ensuring that freshman still receive some form of the "college experience" by promoting and encouraging the "Freshman 15," which remains spearheaded by the Greek Life, mainly the sororities.
Originally, University of Central Florida's (UCF) intended purpose was to educate students in preparation for employment at Disney World as janitors, but an increase of recent standards by Disney have made it impossible for UCF graduates to work there. In order to accommodate for this, UCF has begun shuffling new graduates into fast food franchises, with the exception of Chickfila.
While still an accredited school, its status as a university remains questionable. When those responsible for accrediting schools was asked "why," they responded with, "We thought it would be funny."
Son: "Hey dad, I only got into two schools. McDonald's and University of Central Florida. Which one should I go to?"
Father: "Ok, son, for one, McDonald's isn't a school... but if you're asking me which option will give you more of a future, go to McDonald's."
Person#1: "So did you get into any colleges?"
Person#2: "UCF"
Person#1: "...So no?"
Person#2: "Yeah..."
Person#1: "I'm really sorry"
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A small but dedicated group of diehards who didn't jump ship after the marlins decided to get rid of their world series lineup in '03. I'm not talking about the bandwagon fans that only show up when the fish make the playoffs, I'm talking about the folks that show up at games against the phillies where there are often more phillies fans. Unlike bandwagon phillies fans,marlins fans know about baseball and actually pay attention to the game
The Florida Marlins, '97 and '03 world champions. Getting a sweet new stadium next year that should attract more fans to the games. True Florida marlins fans are some of the most dedicated fans around.
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A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.
"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."
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A high five given to an unsuspecting person after applying baby powder to ones genitals. It is so-named because hotter, more humid areas necessitate such application to prevent chafing, and also because Florida is America's Wang. This is a relatively easy prank to pull, as a hanging hand is so irresistibly inviting and most people accept the invitation of a high-five without a second thought.
(Person X applies baby powder to scrotum with right hand while Person Y is in the bathroom. Person Y exits bathroom.)
Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).
Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).
(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)
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Any (or probably all) gangs in the central florida which are either:
a) Spinoffs of famous sets
b) Real, but not dangerous at all
c) Just more fake then a muthafucka
Gangs that fall under Category A would be Rollin 60s Crips in Bartow, which are fake and arent to be taken seriously in Bartow Florida. Another might be the Bartow Brims in Bartow Florida which also has its origins in Los Angeles California. Category A isnt to be taken seriously. They just front like the real thing.
Gangs that fall under Category B would be Surenos, Nortenos, and MS-13 in Tampa Florida and Hillsborough County. They arent to be taken lightly, but generally pose no threat to anybody unless provoked.
Category C Gangs are any cliques in polk county and hillsborough that claim to be engaged in criminal acts, but havent done anything more then steal cookies out the cookie jar.
A and C categories are more fake than a bitch.
Jamal: Damn homey I rep da Bartow Brims on the Eastside.
Retard: Central florida gangs are da rillist and illest my nugguh.
Intelligent person: Dumbasses.
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A quaint little hell hole full of stuck up people and ghetto people with the commonly found old person
Person 1: Oh you live in Melbourne Beach, Florida?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You must be a bitch
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