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a shitty arena / casino in montville, connecticut where they charge you $15 for a slice of pizza. The average smell of the building is moldy bread and cigarette smoke, yet parents still decide to take their kids to see katy perry for $2000 a ticket.
“have you ever been to mohegan sun?”
“yeah, the food wiped out my bank account”
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When she sticks a straw in your dick hole and you use it to pee in her mouth.
She thought sticking a strw in my dick is gonna hurt me but I Capri-sun manoeuvre her.
A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!
Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.
"Capri-Sun Funland - can't wait! Next stop, the water slide!"
Sun Worshipping Atheism is for people who do not believe in gods, but believe that the demands of nature are like a higher power that must be answered to avoid disease and unhappiness and also to be morally responsible. These basic, evolved demands of nature include:
1) Getting sunlight
2) Getting fresh air
3) Getting 8 hours of sleep
4) Eating and drinking when you need to
5) Exercising
6) Resting mentally and physically
7) Working/challenging yourself
8) Being social
9) Respecting individual integrity
10) Using your mind skeptically and prudently
When I started getting depressed and stressed out, my friend suggested I try practicing Sun Worshipping Atheism.
My girlfriend says Sun Worshipping Atheism has made me way nicer to be around.
To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.
"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.
A Gentleman politely lays his sac on your face, conveniently placing a nut in each eye.
This nice young man gave me arabian sun goggles last night
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