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a shitty arena / casino in montville, connecticut where they charge you $15 for a slice of pizza. The average smell of the building is moldy bread and cigarette smoke, yet parents still decide to take their kids to see katy perry for $2000 a ticket.
“have you ever been to mohegan sun?”
“yeah, the food wiped out my bank account”
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When she sticks a straw in your dick hole and you use it to pee in her mouth.
She thought sticking a strw in my dick is gonna hurt me but I Capri-sun manoeuvre her.
A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!
Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.
"Capri-Sun Funland - can't wait! Next stop, the water slide!"
To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.
"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.
Sun Worshipping Atheism is for people who do not believe in gods, but believe that the demands of nature are like a higher power that must be answered to avoid disease and unhappiness and also to be morally responsible. These basic, evolved demands of nature include:
1) Getting sunlight
2) Getting fresh air
3) Getting 8 hours of sleep
4) Eating and drinking when you need to
5) Exercising
6) Resting mentally and physically
7) Working/challenging yourself
8) Being social
9) Respecting individual integrity
10) Using your mind skeptically and prudently
When I started getting depressed and stressed out, my friend suggested I try practicing Sun Worshipping Atheism.
My girlfriend says Sun Worshipping Atheism has made me way nicer to be around.
A Gentleman politely lays his sac on your face, conveniently placing a nut in each eye.
This nice young man gave me arabian sun goggles last night
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