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An amazing band. See www.theoryoftomorrow.com
Theory of Tomorrow Rocks!
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When one analyzes any situation from the perspective of the 69 position.
Suzie: "I heard that Marilyn Manson removed his bottom ribs so that he could give himself a blow job."
Kate: "Wouldn't that make it less enjoyable because he's concentrating too hard?"
Suzie: "Dude, you totally used the 69 theory on that!"
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Tony's (aka Balb) understanding of the world and the way it works, including his style of thinking, talking, typing, and most importantly, Tony Classics...
Has once been refered to as a separate religion, Balboaism.
"I'm just goin to have to dissapoint ur day" - Tony Classic originated from his chaos theory
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dumb fake shit that doesnt make sense about politicians mostly or something i didnt watch the movie
"Wanna hear a conspiracy theory Jemby(I can't think of a good name) believes?"
"What does he believe?"
"He believes that rich people are putting toxins into the air."
"What the fu-"
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Otherwise known as the "law of diminishing returns," Hooker Theory refers to the progressive decrease in experienced pleasure relative to expected pleasure (i.e. measured in pleasure-units) per variable input (i.e. dollars per hour).
Steve: Is a thousand-dollar per hour hooker ten times as good as a hundred-dollar per hour Hooker?
Donald: Nope.
Steve: How not!?
Donald: Hooker Theory
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A young experimental/alterative rock band hailing from miami florida. they are amazing. They are unsigned and have no endorsements. thier songs include On my own, woah, chaotica, and The Valley. They are all great musicians and amazing writers
"have you ever heard of 'The Phoenix Theory'?"
"no"
"Theyr the bet band alive."
"sweet"
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The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').
In the UK:
Gerald: 'That Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: 'Ahhh! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'
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