Iron Claw

A highly skilled sexual manuever, when a man places his hand (or both hands - "Double Iron Claw") on the back of a girl's head in order to force her to give him head.

"My balls was stankin' something fierce so I had to give that bitch the Iron Claw so she'd slob my knob."

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cold iron

1) n. Iron ore mined from deep within the bowels of the earth which, to preserve its strength and suppleness, is forged for a long time at low temperature. Effective against some fey creatures' damage reduction.

2) a) exc. An expression of disapproval used in response to the erratic, absurd, or irrational behavior of an individual, usually one who is under the influence of alcohol or narcotics . b) v. to restrain or pacify such an individual.

3) As 2, but in regards to a homosexual male who is performing an action that is stereotypically "faggy," such that he is becoming a parody of himself.

1. Moktar: It appears that this small winged humanoid is ignoring approximately ten points of damage from every successful attack we make against it.
Sepharil: Yes, Moktar, it is a good thing that I have this +1 masterwork cold iron greatsword.

2. "Sir, the number of lines you just bumped is immaterial to the matter at hand. If you do not pull up your pants and remove yourself from my kitchen sink immediately, I shall be forced to lay the cold iron on you.

3. When the young homosexual male launched into a spirited rendition of "People," his companions implored him to "cold iron"

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Iron dome

A major cock block

"Dude last night Ben told jenny I'm gay!"
"Oh dude jenny iron domed you!"

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Flat Iron

A terrible istrument consisting of two hot metal plates. Used to burn and straighten teenage girls hair, by means of taking not pin-straight hair and pressing and holding it between aforementioned hot metal plates. A favorite among the the 13-18 year old age group. Occasionally used on sexually confused young men.
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"

curly-haired girl : OMG!! Jessica, do you think all the cool kids will like me if I but this $80 flat iron???
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!

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iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.

There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.

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Brandishin iron

To wave your gun.

Often referenced in hip-hip:

So Ghetto

Jigga Man aka - Jay Z & Dj Premo

I put your crew in hard bottoms
The priest is like, "God's got him"
"He never did nuttin to nobody but them boys shot him"
Brandishin iron, outlandish buyin

The Demigodz

Apathy & Celph Titled

Apathy - Verse 3:

I jump in the arena and stand up to the lions

Expand like a DNA strand in man science

Former old scrolls, to gold on Spanish islands

Pirate of the Caribbean brandishin iron

leg iron

Your significant other, usually referred to when married or have been together for a while.

How’s the old leg iron?
Aye she’s fettling well, bloody moaning cow