The End of the World

The End of the World is the time at which The Zombies overrun Earth, or Mateus decides he doesn't need it. Either way, Mateus has been quoted on saying: "There is no heaven - get over it. The only ones who are getting immortality are the hookers. The rest of you cock-monkeys are gonna rot in the dirt. Hehe."

Mateus: "The End of the World? - When all the hookers are gone. Nah, just kidding. The Earth will be here for ages, though all you little bastards will end up killing yourselves if that Hillary Clinton bitch becomes President. Hehe. Boo feminism! Hooray Canada and threesomes! Anyone got some speed?"

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est ends

Is a pair of best friends.
The other half of the best friends heart necklace you probably had as a kid. One side says "B Fri".

"Oh look at those two girls braiding each others' hair... They must be est ends."

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Split end

2 meanings for this one:

1. Something to do with female hair idk

2. When your condom breaks

1. "O. M. G! Alyssa babes I have split endsss. EWWW!!!"

2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split

end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)

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jeb-end

an absolute dickhead who wears a man bag and talks about going on the sesh

"oh mate me and the lads just got back from 'Spoons"
"fuck off you jeb-end

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The War's End

A punk band from NJ.

Yo, are you going to the The War's End show tonight?

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end ex

End ex is used at the end of a sentence or statement to indicate the end of a conversation or phrase. Used in Liverpool, UK

"Ya ma's a fat whore, end ex."
"Well we're goin.. end ex."

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leg-end

Alternate, more literal, pronounciation of the word "legend" (generally pronounced "ledge-end")

He rocks, hes such a leg-end.

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