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When you are suprised that there is a nigger
Me: Oh my god its a nigger
Mom: ye
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you have a booger hanging out of your nose
Hey Mary, the princess is out of its castle- you might want to take care of that.
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a term for an extended stint of vigorous and thorough masturbation by which it appears to anyone watching as though you were trying to tug the glans of your cock off.
a similar sort of effect to the phrase "Choking the chicken"
you seen jake around latley?
nah, I heard his dad walked in on him the other day, caught him -going at it- big time, he wasn't too happy, said he yelled at him "you'll tear its head off if you keep going like that!"
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if it isn't something, its' something else!!
words of wisdom from a welder, probably now either retired and/or dead!
if it ain't sup'm, its' sup'm else!!
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Hey, it's Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your...whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. - There are only two. Rule number one: you listen. Number two: you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy. It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and I'll never know or will I? You see, in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes, and I left them with a trusted individual who, if this package doesn't make it through all of you, will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.
Hey, its Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your..whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. There are only two. Rule number one you listen Number two you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and Ill never know or will I You see in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes and I left them with a trusted individual who if this package doesnt make it through all of you will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.
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Quality people of integrity will always find other quality people of integrity and vice versa
(Water seeks its own level) -Birds of a feather flocks together!
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a phrase meaning yes used to answer questions that you are embarrassed to say yes to.
Karen: do you want to have sex?
Wes: its nothing i dont want.
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