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a place in san francisco where many people like to enjoy a nice stroll around a beautiful foreign garden, its attracts tourist from around the world when they stop in SF. also its a nice peaceful place to have a cup of tea and snack on some japanese food after seeing the art museum thats down the block.
hey man, have you ever been to san francisco?
yup!
did you go see the japanese tea garden?
yeah! did you go see the awkwardly tall bridge that tourist like to take pictures on?
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Act of plassing ones breast's on a mans face while he is sleeping.
As soon as Jimmy passes out im going to give him my japanese rain goggles
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When your bitch pisses in a regular pair of swimming goggles and the man (you) puts them on making the piss touch your eye. twice. one in each. and then you see yellow while you bust your load all over her face and such.
Jane: Put on these goggles!
Steve: WHY?!
Jane: Because I pissed in them.
Steve: Oh okay, you could have said its japanese rain goggles
Janes: Oops!
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similar to the phrase "cheseburger" someone who is feeling "japanese show smiley" is simply put: someone who experiences supreme happiness for whatever reason. they could be so happy because they got a job, they found out that their girlfriend ain't pregnant, or because they just got laid. the reason for becoming "japanese show smiley" varies from person to person.
jane: i got bad news for you jake, i'm not pregnant...
jake: wtf you talkin' about girl, i'm fucking happy as i ever been!!!
jane: god jake...why you gotta be so "japanese show smiley". i thought you wanted to have a baby with me.
jake: naaa girl, just said that to get some of your yum-yum-yummy...
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The type of Japanese girls who like to suck each other's fingers for sexual arousement.
Damn, those Finger-Licking Japanese girls are so hot, I wish I could fuck 'em.
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an unrealistic animal similar to a unicorn but in the form of a sheep not a horse.
Did you see that Japanese Long Horn Sheep right there?
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Putting a funnel into someone's butthole and then diarrhea into the funnel, filling their ass with your diarrhea.
The Japanese are into some really weird stuff, ever seen a Japanese oil change?
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