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The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.
I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.
The act of mashing blueberries in your hand and vigorously masturbating to climax in a matter of 3-6 strokes, closing your eyes, and dumping your load onto a pile of tundra lichens.
After a long jet boat ride staring at the golden locks of a prestigious doctor's daughter Eric excused himself, gathered some blueberries in his hands, mashed them up and executed the the “tundra jerk” with extraordinary accuracy.
a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb
payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk
Verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to masturbate upon said muffin, the last one to cum on the muffin must eat it.
Man 1- "Hey did you make it to that muffin jerk last night?"
Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"
Man 1- "Awesome"
When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.
Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.
used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)
I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!
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General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.
'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'
'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'
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