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When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.
Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)
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A very tasty brand of ice cream.
Do not be confused by all the imitators:
1)hagen dazs
Ben and Jerry ice cream has been around since the seventies
and some flavors include cherry garcia, vanilla, chunky monkey and many more.........Ben and Jerry Ice cream has just started creating organic flavors for all you tree-huggers out there....or for anyone who wants to stay healthy.
guy 1: let's go get some ice cream
guy 2: where are we?
guy 1: vermont
guy 2: then let's get some ben and jerry ice cream'
guy 1: okay, but you're paying, because you still owe me ten bucks
guy 2: you asshole
guy 1: just pay you son of a bitch
guy 2: what ever.....
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A condom filled with frozen ice cream.
Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.
A weirdo that no one actually likes once you get to know him. He seems sweet but don't let that fool you. He's pretty weird and doesn't do much. ( Referenced from NBC's "Parks and Recreation")
Ugh. Stop being such a Jerry Garry Barry Larry.
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When a relationship gets complicated due to friend, family member, or x boyfriend getting your girlfriend pregnant. Ultimately ending in a break up.
Me and my girlfriends relationship just got Jerry Springer. She's pregnant with her X husband. There divorce was final three months ago. Had to break up. They got back together. Her x was my good friend.bill
A term for a rare kind of fart... a cross between a muffler and a smellephant.
I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.
I made a tom and jerry in the doller store and blamed it on my grandma.
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Tom and Jerry in War of the Whiskers is a fighting game similar to the likes of Power Stone. It was created in 2002 made for the PS2, GameCube, and Xbox, though the PS2 version was the only one released outside of america it is also missing a few key parts that are in the GameCube and Xbox versions. The game starts out with a limited selection of characters and stages you can unlock more via the single player mode. Alternatively you can unlock everything with cheat codes.
Will: Gene, do you want to play Tom and Jerry in War of the Whiskers for GameCube later today?
Gene: Of course I do!