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A parody of the hit song "Computer Love" by Zapp & Roger that simply replaces the word computer with controller, and the word love with jock. When an opponent is caught controller jocking during a game of Madden, an impromptu and brief performance of "Controller Jock (the song)" is the appropriate and socially accepted retaliation.
Variation of "Controller Jock (the song)"
Terold: Cun-troooler Ja-a-ack...
Tom: It's controller jock you idiot!
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When you either:
Trip your victim over
Or
Find a victim conviniently on the floor already
And
You wegdie the back of their pants up hard and then force their legs up and attach the leg holes of the pants over their feet. This renders them unable to get free and the more they struggle, the tighter their wedgie gets.
This works better if you tie their hands up and if they are wearing tight jeans as they will hold the wedgie in more. Also, if performed on a female do a frontal wedgie too to add to their discomfort... and it's pure evil if they need the toilet beforehand as they will probably end up peeing themselves due to the increased pressure on their bladder!
I was lying on my bed on my stomach the other day in my skinny jeans, complaining to my older sister about how much I needed to go piss, but I couldn't be bothered. She laughed and suddenly jumped onto my back, giving me a jock lock wedgie and tugging up at the front a little too for effect. While I was struggling she tied my hands out in front of me and then left me. She came back ten minutes later and found me lying in a puddle of my own pee - I have never been so embarassed!
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1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing
2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed
"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"
"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."
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when a dude who plays sports has a very thick neck in resting position
“that guy over there has resting jock neck”
The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!
Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.
The typical jock seen in suburban high schools.
They usually:
-Brag about how football is the best sport there is even though their team sucks horribly
-How Jake fucked Clarissa last night in his typical red convertible sports car
-Punch their genitals in the boys locker room and laugh
-Party and transmite diseases faster than me busting ass after eating taco bell.
Hello, my name is Jason, im a high school jock, I like football, steroids, i fuck cheerleaders as a hobby and high school is the shit!
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high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
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