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A> Yo man, I'm gonna get me a few bitches and make me a pimp yo.
B> Dude keep it urban. You aint had any pussy in yo life yo.
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The title of the infamous annoying song from the movie "Finding Nemo." You repeat it over and over until you piss everyone off.
"Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming! What do you do? We swim, swim. Ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim..."
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-You should keep the spark alive with your wife!
-To learn the secret of keeping the spark alive!
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Encouraging someone to give you good results again.
Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some playful banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me." Anastos then said, "Keep fucking that chicken."
Sharon: Here's that report you wanted, sir. I managed to find a way to save the company $1 million dollars.
Lucius: Keep fucking that chicken!
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'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.
Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is than me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.
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shoving apple slices up your bum. also referred to as Doing the Newton and Baking a pie
You want to go out to the club tonight?
I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john
What a gal says to ask you not to "proceed to fourth base" --- i.e., not encroach on her "thatched" area.
If a hot chick tells you to "Keep off the grass" during intimacy, giving her a "joint of grass" might addle her brain enough to make her change her mind.