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Roblox e-kittens are discord e-kittens that beg for like 100k Robux and nitro every day from their e-daddy
then starts to say " uwu " or " thanks daddy " 💀
edaddy : whos my good wittle kitten
ekitten : i am *sharts*
roblox e-kittens are complete virgins
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Martin Freeman is a British actor. Most people know him from things such as John Watson in BBC Sherlock, Tim Canterbury in The Office and a few other things.
Kittens are cute, Martin is cute, therefore Martin Freeman is kittens.
Person One: "I've got loads of pictures of Martin Freeman~"
Person Two: "Oh my god, I love Martin Freeman, he's kittens!"
So Martin Freeman is kittens.
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A woman, usually a graphic designer, that specifically targets programmers and web developers for romantic relationships.
Typically this also benefits the CK professionally, but that may not be the main objective.
Jessica is a successful designer who's boyfriend, James, does most of the coding involved in her projects. She really enjoys working with him and feels it brings them closer in their relationship. Being a Code Kitten, she never turns down the free help, which increases her profit margin.
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When someone's pent-up farts sound like a squealing litter of mewing kittens.
I looked over to this dude in the movie theatre looking for some kittens but then I realized he had a bad case of mewing kittens flatulence!
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The lad who always is manwhoring around the regions of Perth Collage, slumbering with bitches amoungst the various echelons of society
Cheynee: "You pimp it this weekend?"
G-Kitten: "I fucked her asshole until it was 5th dimensional.."
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"Zombies" all over the place or next to us.
It can also mean other things as
Raining kittens and puppies would mean raining lightly.
when a dude cums on a girl's face
Puppies and kittens means "Zombies"/"Zombie"
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Similar to the the Awkward Turtle, scary kitten is used to describe someone who is being mean or bitchy. Made by making a fist with both hands (thumbs out)and putting them together wrist-to-wrist in order to make a mouth. Then followed by biting motions of the hand.
A: Jeez, Jake was being a real ass today...
B: Yeah, I know. it was real scary kittens.
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