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Jail-lag

When a person is released from jail after several years and behaves as if they are still the same age as they went in.

She got jail-lag because after spending 5 years locked up, she is still acting like she's 18 .

by waterdew1 February 24, 2016


mama lag

When your mom accidentally comes for no reason and you stop doing what you are doing

I had a mama lag today when my mom came to my room

by Princess Karen January 18, 2022


Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation

I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!

by jfitty359 August 31, 2019


Sub Lag

When the subtitles aren't synchronized with the sound of the movie or video you're watching.

"Something's wrong with the subtitles of the movie, they have sub lag"
"I can't understand who says what, it must have sub lag"

by space-drop May 26, 2016


local lag

An excuse bitches make when they can’t properly play a game due to their extremely low skill level.

Mike: “You only won because of the local lag from these controllers. Get better ones and run it back.

by xXMorgasmicXx September 20, 2020


Lag

"Not Fun". Defenition requested by twitch streamer RedFalcon.

Oh shit I died. That was lag.

by PseudoOracle April 14, 2020


Lag

Mr Murphy

lag: if you just bear with me for one minute ill move somewhere else in the hou- s-e- -s s

by ChEEsEdoyEEtos February 02, 2021