Leaving a Jerry

when someone poops and leaves a skid mark on side of toilet bowl

Aiden just shit in the toilet leaving a jerry

Jol-leaved

A sothern term meaning the action of leaving a significant other for a set period of time to work on oneself using a list provided by the person leaving.

My wife jol-leaved me and now I need to complete her list.

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!

In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!

Leave it to Deaver

What Washington's crooked higher echelon said during the Raygun years when crafty good ol' boy "Devious Deaver" was Prune-Face's Deputy Chief of Staff, anytime they were a subject of investigation by Congress, they would always just trust "The Deav" to fib and waffle on their behalf.

Whenever ol' Ronnie's shifty-eyed administration officials came under scrutiny, they would just tell "The Deav" about the situation, and then assure each other, "No worries now --- we'll just leave it to Deaver to get us out of this mess."

leave a mint

chocolate mints are often left on your pillow in fine hotels, "leaving a mint " is returning favor by wiping your dirty ass with the pillow case for the housekeeping.

I always leave a mint, when I spend a night at the St. Regis.

Leaving the dog out to dry

Leaving one's penis outside of the presumed atire, solo (a.k.a. sans balls).

Leaving the dog out to dry is a euphemism which can be defined as, leaving one's penis external from the assumed attire.

In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.

Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?

Raking Leaves

The collection of money which has almost always been earned through illegal activity.

(10 PM)
Bill; Yo Steve, what are you doing right now?

Steve; I'm out raking leaves

Bill; Isn't it a little dark to be doing yard work?

Steve; Yard work! I'm out collecting money that the gamblers lost last weekend on the football games.