Let's just be friends

What a woman says when she wants to break up with a guy, but wants to feel good about doing so. This is rather disingenuous since she generally has no intention of maintaining a friendship; she knows this will generally take care of itself, however, since few men would accept a friendship with a woman they have a romantic interest in.

For extra douchiness, she can send this as a facebook message rather than confront the guy on the phone or in person.

If she is the guy's coworker, every day that he goes to work and sees her will suck ASS.

Girl: I've been thinking, and I've decided, let's just be friends. I'm sorry; I hope you understand.

Guy: oh. <awkward silence>

Girl: I truly hope we can still talk and hang out sometimes. Well, I gotta go; my favorite TV show is on. See ya!

26👍 8👎

let's cut this biscuit

A phrase that is used used to signal, perhaps impatiently, a desire for something to begin. It could be a project, a trip, asking someone out--anything for which preparations have been made, and a specific goal is to be achieved.

1. "All right people, let's cut this biscuit!"

2. A: "So you ready to hit the party? Jenna's going to be there, you know."

B: "Yeah, man, let's cut this biscuit."

24👍 8👎

Let 'em have it

American military slang: to commence hostilities against an adversary.

After the enemy squad failed to halt their advance on our position, Lt. Johnson shouted "Let 'em have it", and we had to open fire.

61👍 24👎

Let you tell it

When one person fabricates a Story/Situation to the point where it seems ideal, while another person's telling of the events is, more times than not, more truthful and defamatory.

Ex. Group of guys walk away from two girls.
Girl A: Ugh they were so gross, you could tell they only wanted a Cheap Hook-up.
Girl B: I dunno.. they seemed kinda sweet to me, I Think they were being really classy..
Girl A: Hm.... Let you tell it.

11👍 2👎

let the dogs out

Used in polite circles when you are out on the lash need to go home for a poo. Best used with embellishment.

Brad: Sorry lads but I have got to go home and let the dogs out.
Angelina: I thought so, they have been barking all afternoon.
Brad: Yeah, if I don't go now there will be horrible mess.

53👍 23👎

Lets just be friends

Your dick is too small.

I know we had a magical night last night but, lets just be friends, ok?

82👍 37👎

Let one fly

Another way of saying fart, let one rip or let one tear

Jimmy just let one fly and it smells like a pile of rotting parsnips

15👍 4👎