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when you so faded you can't open your eyelids
she got so faded she was lid locked, she couldn't open her eyes to see her own name
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An annoying feature in many of today's cars and SUVs that makes it seem like the driver is trying to trap you in their car. However, it is just as effective at keeping young children safe as it is protecting crazy people of all ages. The child lock can be renamed for the person it is protecting.
"Wtf the child lock is on! Let me out of the car!"
"Oh sorry I forgot about the Alice Lock. I turned it on to keep that crazy Asian inside the car."
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Like the rock lock, except the sexual hand gesture of the shocker is used instead of the rock fist.
Ben congradulated Clint with a shock lock after winning the game.
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A group of flash animators that was spawened from a group of outcasts from a larger group, the clock crew. their flashes are based on inanamate objects with locks for faces instead of eyes, ears mouth, etc. they, like the clock crew's characters, talk with computer-generated voices, but lack the little triangle thingy that appears over the head of clock crew characters when they talk to identify who is talking because they lack mouths. as you can probably gather, they are very closely related to the clock crew. here is the relation: THEY DO NOT LIKE THEM. and they occasionally making flashes that show them kicking clock crew ass, the vice versa is made by clock crew members.
the lock leigon made a good flash the other day. BLAM IT.
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When a woman wraps her legs around a guys neck and puts him in a chokehold while he eats her out.
Bryan was going to come out tonight with us but his babymamma put that leg lock on him last night so he can't because he's in a neckbrace.
Hector said Mario put him in a leg lock that's why he has those bruises on his neck.
Chris never lets bitches put him in a leg lock cuz he makes sure them hoes know better n only one going down is them.
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also: the strange feeling you get in your face after dropping acid.
Dude, I ate one of those tabs you gave me; fifteen minutes later I had lockjaw.
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1. A person that speaks without moving their bottom jaw to express themselves for fear that the corn cob will fall out of their ass.
2. (noun) an incredibly annoying, privileged and clueless person. Usually white, but there are many exceptions.
3. a cracker
"I'm sick of Diddy changing his name every fuckin' year and throwin' his damned all white parties. He's so lock jaw.
White: See Thurston Howell III of Gilligan's Island.
Non-white: See Hilary and Carlton Banks on the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.
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